Archive for February, 2012

MONSTERS OF ROCK

Feb
29
2012

I just woke up from 12 hours of sleep after the most amazing weekend of my life. I DJed, I drank, I watched amazing bands, I swam, I drank, I DJed, I preformed a wedding ceremony for couples renewing their vows and made both parties solemnly swear to preform oral sex as often as possible… I even managed to get in 11 miles over the weekend and eat fairly healthy all weekend long, which is absolutely the key to why I’m in such a good mood now although I’m on dry land in 40 degrees.

The best part is, they’ve already confirmed me to come back to next years Monsters of Rock Cruise!

In other news, my facebook page views are up 3692% this week and my book is number 89 in Health and Fitness on Amazon! (Top 100,000 overall!). With less than 2 weeks until its release you should consider picking it up on-line and save yourself $10 as it will be $25.99 in stores.
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I will be back live tonight on Hair Nation with lots of stories from the boat, playing songs from the bands on the boat.

Check out some pictures from the cruise below! (All pictures were taken ON board a giant fucking boat).

Cinderella Night 1 From The Stage

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KIX Day 2 Live on the Ocean

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More KIX

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cinderella Night 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From My Balcony

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Faster Pussycat Night 3

 


MARATHON TRAINING OR PRE-GAMING?

Feb
23
2012

Ran a nice little 20 miler today (8:27 splits)  in preperation for the Monsters of Rock Cruise this weekend! Headed down to Ft. Lauderdale tomorrow! I can’t wait to set sail and get the party started!!

19 days and counting until I give birth to a rectangular baby.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


FUCK

Feb
22
2012

The Drunk Diet: How I Lost 40 Pounds Wasted contains the use of the word “fuck” 288 times.

We’re working hard to find out whether or not this is a record.

That’s a lot of fucks to read in 20 days upon its release!

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RETURN CUSTOMER

Feb
21
2012

Web designers, doctors, and mechanics.

They don’t do the job right the first time, they merely get the job done. You’d have no reason to come back and spend more money if the job was done correctly the first time with the best parts available.

They are in the business of return customers. It’s a delicate balance of coming back for more and feeling satisfied.

It’s kind of like going to a hooker. You have to be happy enough to come back, otherwise you’d go find another hooker who might get the job done faster and for less money.

Don’t get fucked in the ass by your doctor. Unless of course that’s just what the patient ordered.


THE DRUNK DIET IN PENTHOUSE

Feb
19
2012

Check out the review of The Drunk Diet: How I Lost 40 Pounds Wasted in the March issue of Penthouse Magazine.

They said a couple of things that are total bull shit -but the most important thing is that they loved the book. That and there’s naked chicks on the next page.

On newsstands everywhere NOW!!

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