Men are programmed by society to order red meat and fried potatoes in social situations. When the whole table orders cheeseburgers and fries and it gets to you and you order a salad with the dressing on the side, the natural reaction is “what a pussy.”
Meanwhile, that salad will put you on an express train to Laid Town, USA.
Who’s the pussy now?
I have a friend that wont eat veal because she heard somewhere that they tie the baby cows to fences so they don’t grow too big. I don’t know where she’s buying her meat but I buy the good shit. These cows sleep on velvet pillows.
At $6.99 a pound you can find Human ground chuck on the black market. If you’re spending $2 per pound on your meat you might want to question what your cow has been through.
Recently while in Ft. Lauderdale I stumbled upon a beautifully shitty little bar that had $1 taco Tuesdays. It just so happens it was a Tuesday.
On the wall lived an entire rack of hot sauces. I picked out a few of them, one for each taco, sipping on a beer enjoying the fact that the windows were open while I waited for my food.
The bartender brought us our tacos and frowned upon my hot sauce selections. She said “We keep the good ones behind the bar so nobody steals them.”
One of the two sauces she’d given us was far too sweet. Almost an Italian salad dressing with a bit of a fire underneath. The other sauce knocked my fucking socks off. So much so that I ordered 4 more tacos just to eat more of this sauce. Then, using my fancy phone, I went to the sauce’s website and ordered 3 bottles for myself right then and there.
Robust, flavorful, dark, earthy, with essences of BBQ sauce and just exactly the right amount of heat.
Grab a bottle or two for yourself. You’ll thank me later.
http://www.conchturbosauce.com/
Don’t neglect the red meat. Iron carries oxygen to your muscles. Red meat is very high in iron. Better iron in fact than you will find in vegetables like broccoli. Eat 3oz of lean red meat 3 times per week and you will notice a huge difference in muscle function, leading to better quality runs.
This of course only applies to people who stay away from red meat because they are worried about the high fat content. If you eat 3 steaks and 2 cheeseburgers per week, well, I shouldn’t have to tell you why you’re fat.
