‘Weight Loss’ Archive

HAPPY FAT DAY!

Jan
02
2012

Today is the day. The things go back to normal. The holidays are officially over and you are left with the after-mass. That mass I’m talking about is your waist line. Today is the day you were battling for. Every time you turned down a sticky bun or a cherry cordial. You did turn them down didn’t you?

Get your fat ass on the scale, assess the situation, and deal with it effectively. Stop your crying and just get out there and do something about it. Most of us have today off of work, so I expect you to spend it doing something constructive -for your body.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Let your holiday weight inspire you to greatness. Get pissed off and do something about it.

Happy New Year!


DON’T HOLD IT IN

Dec
15
2011

Being over-weight is a sensitive subject.

Let’s say you’re a woman that weighs over 200 pounds. You are not very likely to share your weight with anyone. Possibly not even an expert. But holding it in is exactly what has gotten you into this situation to begin with.

In life, we are often afraid, ashamed, and/or embarrassed to discuss any given topic until we have become versed enough to at least feel like we know what we’re talking about. The problem with not talking about your weight is that it ads to the giant garbage pile of emotions you’re holding inside. Any number of different feelings that are stacked up on top of each other and covered up with a half gallon of cookie dough ice cream.

Most of these same emotions are associated with over eating. It’s a vicious circle. Break the circle by telling someone exactly how much you weigh. Let it become public information. Let it be known that you are finally ready to make a stand.

Step one in all forms of addiction is admitting you have a problem. Pick one person in your life -of the opposite sex- to tell your exact weight to. After the initial shock and embarrassment, it will feel like a weight is lifted off of your shoulders. And soon it will be lifted off of your waist line.


NO CARB TUESDAY

Nov
16
2011

So after drinking a shit load of beers on Monday and waking up in the middle of the night and eating two slices of bread because it was the only thing in my fridge….. Tuesday was feeling a bit bloated. I started the day off with a salad instead of my usual oatmeal and by the time I was on the way to the studio I decided it was to be a carb free day.

I stopped at the grocery store and picked up a half a pound of turkey, a bag of baby carrots, and seltzer water. (Ok so carrots have a few carbs in them, but I only snacked on them a bit throughout the day eating maybe 15 total).

For dinner I had 8 ounces of sirloin steak mixed with steamed vegetables. To drink I had a few Jameson and Sodas.

The combination of no carbs and the fact that I didn’t sleep much the night before made for a very cranky day. But I’m happy to say that as of this morning, it was all worthwhile. I stepped on the scale first thing and was very happy with what I saw. And my stomach looks about as good as it’s ever looked.

The proverbial “beer belly” is often cause by an overdose on carbs, of which beer contains many. But so do many other things you can put into your mouth. Be careful with your carb intake, eat most of them early in the day, and every now and then take them away completely.

Keep your body guessing as if it were a beautiful woman you want to spend the rest of your life with. The second it loses interest it becomes fat.