‘Other Shit’ Archive

M3 WRAP UP!

May
13
2012

Lüc and Eddie Trunk introducing KIX


















Queensryche














Great White


















Lüc and Blondes














Motley Crue and Poison Too
















LA Guns















Street Light Circus














Skid Row














Warrant














Loudness














Ratt n Roll!














Enuff Znuff














The Judge














KIX mid song

















Bang Tango
















WHAT A DUMP

May
05
2012

I spent every waking hour of the last 18 months dedicating myself to the extremely grueling race I’m running tomorrow morning at 8am, and were staying in the worlds loudest motel. More cell phone updates to come. P.S. this wa written while on the shitter.


I CAN’T MAKE YOU CUM BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

Apr
25
2012

When a man isn’t interested, he can go all night. One, two, three boxes of condoms. Feeding his own ego with the fruits of your vagina. Making you cum time and time again until you’re ready to tell him you can’t go on any longer.

When a man cares about a woman, the slightest moan from her puts him over the edge.

Thus, unfortunately, if you want to get fucked right you must find a guy that doesn’t gives a shit about you. Which is why we drink so much alcohol.

 


TWO BIRDS ONE OUTFIT

Apr
09
2012

Run to yoga. Two workouts, one day, one outfit. The amount of laundry involved in being a runner is ridiculous. While cross training is a necessity in order to stay healthy, there’s nothing better than being able to get it done without a change of clothes. Of course the person on the mat next to you might not appreciate you if it’s a warm day. Don’t forget deodorant!

 


UP BEFORE THE SUN

Apr
07
2012

Racing makes you feel alive. It gives you a reason to get up in the morning with the anticipation of an 8 year old on Christmas day. Each race I encourage new friends to sign up and listen to their concerns about finishing last place. I assure them time and time again that there is no way they will finish last. There are people in their 60′s and people 100 pounds overweight that come out to run the races in New York City. What better way to spend your weekend than waking up before dawn to breath the fresh air and burn some calories??

See you at the finish line around 8:44am. After part at the Johnson’s!