So, you’re a guy, on a road-trip. You pull over at a truck stop to take a little break, walk into the men’s room…. there are 4 shitters. One of which is occupied, the other 3, covered in human feces.
What do you do?
A: Wait for the one that’s occupied to open up and hope it’s a little cleaner
B: Grab some toilet paper and run around back to shit in the grass
C: Hold it till the next stop
D: Go into the women’s restroom and risk getting arrested
E: Grin and bare it
I went with E. When you’re in a pinch, it’s hot healthy to pinch.
Guys, seriously, at least flush the fucker when you’re done. I’m not asking you to do the dishes or anything crazy like that…. just throw me a fucking bone! It’s disgusting and makes me ashamed to be a man.
If women had any clue what went on in a men’s restroom, we’d never get laid.
