ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET

March 25th, 2012

From BarnesandNoble.com

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781250001825
  • Publisher: St. Martin’s Press
  • Publication date: 3/13/2012
  • Pages: 272
  • Sales rank: 664
  • Product dimensions: 5.84 (w) x 8.44 (h) x 0.90 (d)

Of all the books available for sale in the world, I’d say that 664 is quite an amazing number for a nobody from a cornfield after having been on sale for less than a week.

I’m writing on my website this morning to ask a favor of you. In fact I would go so far as to call it begging. I’m attempting to bring rock n roll back to the forefront and I have a very good chance. What I need is for all of America to take a chance on a long haired kid with a dream.

Purchasing, and of course reading, The Drunk Diet will not only make you smile, it means you’re becoming part of a movement. That movement is Heavy Metal Rock n Roll and I’m here to tell you it will save your soul.

Please spread the word. When something makes your life better don’t be afraid to tell your friends. I guarantee The Drunk Diet will have you shouting from the rooftops!

In fact, the more books I sell, the more books I will buy. And I will give away those books I buy to create new believers so that they will help me spread the word. Last night alone I purchased 20 copies of The Drunk Diet with the intentions of giving them away to anyone I may run into that has a tattoo or an AC/DC shirt. With your help, Rock n Roll will live forever.

Thank You,
-The Reverend Lüc Carl

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THE DRUNK DIET IN THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS

March 21st, 2012

” I could open the book to any page and be amused at the way he tells his story, but his method is reliable and his information true.” – The Dallas Morning News.

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HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT

March 21st, 2012

This is one of the dumbest catch phases ever invented. To say the words “have a safe flight” is to insinuate the possibility of a plane crash. The last fucking thing I want in my head right before getting on a plane is “have a safe flight! (Because there’s a good chance that fucker will go down you asshole!)”

More appropriate terms to use just before someone travels….

“Good luck with the stewardesses!”
“Have a nice nap!” (The worst that can happen in this situation is one doesn’t get any sleep. Much better than a plane crash).
“Join the half mile high club!” (Jerk off in the bathroom”
“I hope you don’t sit next to a fat guy!”

 

 


WEDNESDAY 9PM

March 20th, 2012

Wednesday at 9:00pmEST I will be on the Derek&Romaine show on SiriusXM OutQ Channel 109

 


GREAT REVIEWS ON AMAZON

March 19th, 2012

This one made my heart melt. Thank you Deidre whoever you are!

“I basically got The Drunk Diet because I love Rock and Roll and listening to Luc on Sirius when I can. Having dealt with an eating disorder for too many years I avoid “diet” books. This book is more about changing your habits, and your way of life. It’s not just for people wanting to lose weight, but for anyone wanting to make a change. Not to mention the great list of songs to listen to while running.” -Deidre

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