The Drunk Diet: How I Lost 40 Pounds Wasted contains the use of the word “fuck” 288 times.
We’re working hard to find out whether or not this is a record.
That’s a lot of fucks to read in 20 days upon its release!
RETURN CUSTOMER
February 21st, 2012
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Web designers, doctors, and mechanics.
They don’t do the job right the first time, they merely get the job done. You’d have no reason to come back and spend more money if the job was done correctly the first time with the best parts available.
They are in the business of return customers. It’s a delicate balance of coming back for more and feeling satisfied.
It’s kind of like going to a hooker. You have to be happy enough to come back, otherwise you’d go find another hooker who might get the job done faster and for less money.
Don’t get fucked in the ass by your doctor. Unless of course that’s just what the patient ordered.
THE DRUNK DIET IN PENTHOUSE
February 19th, 2012
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Check out the review of The Drunk Diet: How I Lost 40 Pounds Wasted in the March issue of Penthouse Magazine.
They said a couple of things that are total bull shit -but the most important thing is that they loved the book. That and there’s naked chicks on the next page.
On newsstands everywhere NOW!!
IRON MAIDEN AND MARIJUANA
February 18th, 2012
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I took this photo of the index in my book. As you can see, Iron Maiden was mentioned 5 times and marijuana 9 times. I hope you’re ready for 256 pages of fun!
